Soft Focus, Bradley Ertaskiran, Until 7 September 2024

In the early 1980s, there was nothing that I wanted more than a Cabbage Patch Kid.
Verily, I was the target market for this genius stroke of consumer product branding: I was a child in the early 1980s.
Every other 1980s child I knew had one, it seemed, and wanting to be like every other child, I hankered and desired and yearned for a Cabbage Patch Kid like no other item.
I wanted one like I wanted Christmas to come. I craved a Cabbage Patch Kid more than food. It was the first time I can recall developing something approaching an addictive impulse, needing that doll.
My dad didn’t want me to have one. He didn’t want me to play with dolls, I imagine, because he thought that in this world there were boy things and there were girl things, and decidedly, dolls were the latter. So, for a long time, I just quietly coveted other children’s Cabbage Patch Kids.
But my maternal grandmother, Margaret, knew how much I wanted this toy. And being a knitter, she took it upon herself to make me a Cabbage Patch Kid.
Out of a pair of thick old stockings, denim and yarn and buttons, she crafted for me a home-made version of this marketing phenomenon which approximated a Cabbage Patch Kid. As Cabbage Patch Kids all had names, Margaret gave my doll a name, too. His name was Flint.
I loved Flint, possibly more than I would have loved a Cabbage Patch Kid. Everyone else had a Cabbage Patch Kid, but no one else had Flint. Flint was even better than the real thing — singular, not mass-produced, in retrospect, more niche.
Looking back now, Flint is my Rosebud.
Good Sine, Cyber Love Hotel, 7 July 2024

At a recent party, I had the good fortune to meet an actual practicing theoretical physicist. This man, whose name was James and was a spry 81 years old and in Montreal for an academic conference, appropriately gravitated towards my companion and me, lurking in the kitchen corner.
We struck up a conversation and I could immediately discern a higher level of intelligence and experience in James. His demeanour was calm and his sense of focus unsullied by the acceleratory pace of social media.
He spoke of concepts and ideas and told stories with gravitas and substance. He talked about Schrödinger and chaos and string theory and general relativity, fascinating us as a magician might with a coin trick.
I asked James if he believed that there were simultaneous, competing realities, and without hesitation, he said absolutely yes. He told us that the best answer that physics can offer to the nature of being is “probably.”
I shuddered and felt a tingle through my spine at that moment as I realized that I had probably stumbled into my own best possible competing reality.
Conflit Majeur, with Poor Girl, Shunk, and Puberty Well, Van Horne, 19 July 2024

Quentin Tarantino’s 1997 film Jackie Brown, based on the 1992 novel Rum Punch by Elmore Leonard, features a scene in which the film’s main character, Ordell Robbie, whom Samuel L. Jackson portrays, details his dreams for the future. Robbie plans on amassing a million dollars in Mexico from his trade in the sale of illegal firearms and, as he puts it, “spend the rest of my life spending.”
This is a common theme of heist films — to steal or otherwise stockpile enough wealth to live out the remainder of one’s days free from labour’s obligations. To escape the work world, even if that work is crime, is the ideal goal.
Dennis Hopper’s 1969 counterculture classic Easy Rider reiterates this refrain.
In a scene where the film’s protagonists, Billy, played by Hopper, and Peter Fonda’s character, Wyatt, sit smoking marijuana around a campfire after selling an enormous stash of cocaine, Billy declares, “We’re rich, man. We’re retired in Florida now, mister.”
Wyatt replies, “No Billy, we blew it.”
“What?” Billy asks incredulously. “That’s what it’s all about, man, like, you know, you go for the big money, man, and then you’re free, you dig?”
Wyatt gazes into the flames and smirks and repeats, this time more forcefully, “We blew it.”
During an interview contained in the special edition DVD release of the film, Peter Fonda elaborates on this enigmatic response. He talks with genuine anger about people who aspire to retire. “I want to get right in their face and say fuck you man, there is so much work to do.”
Terra Flecta, SAT, 12 July 2024
Thou shalt make thee no molten gods. —Exodus 34:17
Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they? —Matthew 6:26
The Torah speaks of a Jealous God who commands His disciples to worship no other deities but Him. The New Testament echoes this notion throughout, attributing false idol status primarily to money and pleasures of the flesh. True fearers of God must always be in the spirit rather than in the world.
This is a paradox — and, according to most faithful orders, the origin of suffering.
Humans are born with desire. As soon as we emerge from the womb, we cry, as if in anticipation of a lifetime of unrequited yearning. To want is to never be fulfilled. And yet we seem to need wanting.
This is The Place Where We Pray, Lara Kramer, Fonderie Darling, 18 July 2024


In Ernest Hemingway’s 1952 novella, The Old Man and the Sea, Santiago, an ageing fisherman, catches a fish so big that he has to tie it to the side of his boat to bring it ashore. But on the way back, sharks and other scavenging predators feast on the fish so that all that Santiago is left with is the fish’s skeleton.
This story is typically interpreted as a metaphor for human aspiration. The more we accumulate, the more we are apt to lose.
But taken from the shark’s angle, The Old Man and the Sea could be a holy book about an otherworldly entity — a sort of deity — who arrives in an unidentified seafaring object and feeds the masses.
It’s all about perspective.◼︎
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